Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

- You said it was a great horse and it is.

- It took twenty other horses to beat him!

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
→ He was a rough rider!

Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery?
→ Because it gets you nowhere!

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?
→ Both are food from aloft!

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
→ They're always switching their tails!

Why is horse racing so romantic?
→ Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?
→ Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

Why is an egg like a young horse?
→ Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Why is a racehorse like a letter?
→ They both begin a trip at the post!

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?
→ Because he was often scratched!