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Tall Dark Dancer
Who is tall, dark and a great dancer?
→ Dark Raver!
Who is tall, dark and a great dancer?
→ Dark Raver!
How do you make a tissue dance?
→ Put a little boogie in it!
- I've been invited to an avoidance.
- An avoidance? What's that?
- It's a dance for people who hate each other.
Where can you dance in California?
→ San Frandisco.
What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?
→ A cricket ball!
What do you call someone who dances on cars?
→ A morris dancer!
What sort of dance do fish do at parties?
→ The conga!
What did the overweight ballet dancer perform?
→ The dance of the sugar plump fairy!
Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?
→ Because the top said:
- Twist to open.
What kind of dance do buns do?
→ Abundance.