Most commented jokes

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?
→ One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What dance do you do when summer is over?
→ Tango (tan go).

What dance do hippies hate?
→ A square dance.

What dance did the Pilgrims do?
→ The Plymouth Rock.

What animals are poor dancers?
→ Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say:

- Jesus is watching you!

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

- Jesus is watching you - the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened.
Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot:

- Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?

- Yes - said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief and asked the parrot:

- What's your name?

- Clarence - said the bird.

- That's a dumb name for a parrot - sneered the burglar.

- What idiot named you Clarence?

The parrot said:

- The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus.

- Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

- Joe: I won it in a race.

- Bill: How many people participated in it?

- Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!

Did you hear about the calendar thief?
→ He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!

A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car...
Who is driving the car?
→ A police officer!

How do they dance in Arabia?
→ Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).