Most commented jokes

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Five!...
Six!...
Seven!...
Eight!

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?
→ A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What do cows like to line dance to?
→ Any kind of moosic you like!

What do cars do at the disco?
→ Brake dance.

- My dance partner dumped me for my best friend.

- Why? Was he a better dancer?

- Don't know, I never met him.

What do tired line dancers do?
→ They Line Down :-)

Which dance will a chicken not do?
→ The foxtrot!

What is a duck's favorite dance?
→ The quackstep!

What is a frog's favorite dance?
→ The Lindy Hop.

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."