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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
→ Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

- Did you get your money? - ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient's home.

- Not a cent - growled the dentist, - and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!

Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.

The dentist examines him and says:

- that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?

The man replies:

- all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious ... Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything.

- Well, - says the dentist, - that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome.

- Why chrome? - asks the patient. To which the dentist replies:

- It's simple. Everyone knows that ... there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!

What do you call an old dentist?
→ A bit long in the tooth

- Pardon me for a moment, please, - said the dentist to the victim, - but before beginning this work I must have my drill.

- Good heavens, man! - exclaimed the patient irritably.

- Can't you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?

- Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?

- Because they are drawing-rooms, my son.

- Patient: Do you extract teeth painlessly?

- Dentist: Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist

believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.

- Gerald: Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?

- Mabel: Yes, the dentist.