Most commented jokes

A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth.
The dentist answered:

- I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.

What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD?
→ Having your dentist tell you.

- Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

- Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100.

- Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain.

Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

Hey, WITH pain it costs $200!!!, replies the dentist.

Patient to Dentist:

- How much to get my teeth straightened?

- Twenty thousand bucks - Patient heads for the door.

Dentist to patient:

- Where are you going?

- To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent.

Young lady to father:

- Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor?

- Dentist.

- Why father?

- We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!

Young Charlie to dentist's sexy chariside assistant:

- Aha! Are you the lady orthodontist?

- No, but I'll straighten anyone's teeth - The lady replied.

Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"

- Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.

- Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.

- Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.

- Assistant: Why don't you marry her?

- Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

- Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.

- Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first extraction too.