Most commented jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?
→ Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?
→ A football net!

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?
→ One baits his hook, the other hates his book.

Have you seen the new fishing website?
→ No, it's not online yet.

George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store.

- I want to buy three trout - he said to the owner.

- But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.

- Why should I do that? - the owner asked.

- So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!

- Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone!

- Counselor: Are you choking?

- Lee: No, I'm serious!

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?
→ Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.

How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but "It got away"

- Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny?

- Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?
→ One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.