Most commented jokes

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".

What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?
→ Birdsthigh fish fingers!

What kind of money do fishermen make?
→ Net profits!

What bit of fish doesn't make sense?
→ The piece of cod that passeth all understanding!

Which fish go to heaven when they die?
→ Angelfish!

Why are fish so smart?
→ They are always in schools!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
→ Fish!

How do fish go into business?
→ The start on a small scale!

When fish play football, who is the captain?
→ The team's kipper!

Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks:

- Any luck?

- Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday - he boasts.

- Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am? - asks the stranger.

- Nope.

- Well, meet the new game warden.

- Oh - gulped the fisherman.

- Well, do you know who I am?

- Nope.

- Meet the biggest liar in the state!