Most commented jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like?
→ One with plenty of body in it.

- I'd say he was spineless.

- Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?
→ A recipe spook.

What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
→ A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the grape cross the road?
→ To get away from the grapefruit.

What's red and invisible?
→ No tomatoes.

What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?
→ 100 way to wok your dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?
→ Finding half a worm.

- May I take your order? - the waiter asked.

- Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?

- Nothing special sir - he replied.

- We just tell them straight out that they're going to die.

At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.

When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked:

- Is this pig?

Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly:

- Which end of the fork are you referring to?