Most commented jokes

- I thought you were trying to get into shape?

- I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.

Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.

An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...