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Biscuit Factory Job
Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?
→ Because he went crackers.
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Biscuit Friends
What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?
→ Crumbs!
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Broken Biscuits
- Have you got any broken biscuits?
- Yes, I have.
- Well, you shouldn't be so clumsy!
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Crying Biscuit
Why did the biscuit cry?
→ Because its mother had been a wafer so long.
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Biscuit And Monster
What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?
→ You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
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Small Furry Bacon Smell
What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
→ A hamster.
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Best Day For Bacon
What's the best day to eat bacon?
→ Fry-day.
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Apricots
What are apricots?
→ Where monkeys sleep.
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Cookie Appetite
- Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.
- I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite!
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Gold Soup
How do you make gold soup?
→ Put 14 carrots in it.