Most commented jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?
→ Attila the Bun.

- Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?

- Mrs Jones: Yes, very much.

- Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.

- Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.

- Joe: It's a bit tough.

- Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.

What's the fastest cake in the world?
→ Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt!

- Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll?

- Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!

What do you call two rows of cabbages?
→ A dual cabbageway!

- Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again?

- That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.

Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.

- And what's your name? - the secretary asked the next new boy.

- Butter.

- I hope your first name's not Roland - smirked the secretary.

- No, ma'am. It's Brendan.