Most commented jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?
→ I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?
→ I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?
→ Jockey and Jill!

How much money did the bronco have?
→ Only a buck!

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?
→ Start off with a large fortune!

How do you lead a horse to water?
→ With lots of carrots.

How do you hire a horse?
→ Put a brick under each hoof!

How do you go about hiring a horse?
→ Try two pairs of stilts!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
→ They take a gallop poll!

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?
→ He tried to stirrup some interest!