Most commented jokes

Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?
→ He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!

Did you hear about the depressed horse?
→ He told a tale of whoa!

Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
→ He was the last of his race!

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?
→ The Y2K deadline!

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.

- Very well - said the gatekeeper of Heaven.

- But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches.

- I know, and that's all right - Satan answered unperturbed.

- We've got all the umpires.

A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper:

- Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?

- Yes - the professor ansvered.

- When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not se it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.

- Well - said the gatekeeper.

- That is a very minor sin. You may enter.

- Thank you very much, Saint Peter - the professor ansvered.

- Im am not Saint Peter - said the gatekeeper.

- He is having his lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas.

An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival.

- How did you get here? - he asked.

And the new angel replied:

- Flu...

How do angels greet each other?
→ They say, Halo.

Why did the angel lose her job?
→ She had harp failure.

- Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven?

- Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.