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Found Horseshoe
What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?
→ Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
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Horse and Rider
What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?
→ Grow old!
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Sick Horse Remedy
What do you give a sick horse?
→ Cough stirrup.
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Horse Next Door
What do you call the horse than lives next door?
→ A neighbour!
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Pony With Sore Throat
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
→ A hoarse horse!
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Venetian Blinds Horse
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
→ A zebra!
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Globe-Trotting Horse
What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?
→ A globe-trotter!
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Violin Horse
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
→ Fiddler on the hoof!
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Feared Horse Disease
What disease do horses fear most?
→ Hay Fever!
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Undertaker's Car
What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?
→ Stop beating a dead hearse!