Most commented jokes

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?
→ DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?
→ A spooksman!

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?
→ A croaksman!

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?
→ A common tater!

Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?
→ He wanted to see a butterfly.

How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
→ Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.

- Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

- Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

- Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age?

- Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.

- Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary.

- Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done.

A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children.
The reporter didn't quite hear the message and said:

- Would you repeat that?

- Not if I can help it - replied the woman.