Brown and Furry
What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?
→ King Kong in clingfilm
What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?
→ King Kong in clingfilm
Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world?
→ King Pong.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?
→ A terrified postman.
What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?
→ King Kong's shadow.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
→ A lid.
How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?
→ With a monkey wrench.
What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?
→ Queen Kong.
How is a judge like an English teacher?
→ They both hand out long sentences.
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
→ Odor, Odor in the court!!!
Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant:
- You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers.
The man thought for a moment:
- What are peers? - he asked.
- They're people just like you — your equals.
- Forget it - retorted the defendant.
- I don't want to be tried by a bunch of thieves.