Most commented jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ 22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
→ YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base:

- Requesting Radar.

- What is you position? - asked ATC

- You got radar you find us - Air Force One replied.

After a few minutes ATC announced:

- Air Force One we're changing frequency

- What frequency are you changing to? - asked Air Force One

- You've got 720 channels - you find us! - ATC replied.

Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?
→ So that if the seat falls while they're drinking, it won't smack them in the back of the head

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?
→ Because sheep would be too obvious

What has an IQ of 42?
→ 40 Marines plus their lieutenant

A general calls a colonel:

- Do you have a couple of smart majors?

- Yes I do.

- Send them to me. I need to move my furniture around.

A soldier keeps a mug upside down and tells the sergeant:

- I can't drink from this mug. It has no opening.

The sergeant examines the mug and says:

- You are right. And besides this, it has no bottom.