Saddam And Fred Flintstone
How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
→ Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
→ Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile?
→ Aeroflot has killed more people.
What is Iraq's national bird?
→ Duck
Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
→ You only have to teach them to take off.
How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time.
What is the best Iraqi job?
→ Foreign Ambassador
What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
→ They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
→ Turkey.
What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?
→ Nothing, yet.
Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a National Guard base after a heavey snow strom. Well after a 5 hour delay waiting for the snow to be plowed of, they were able to take-off. The planes taxied off and stoped a hundred yards to the flight line. The civilians had forgot to finish the rest of the taxi way.