Most commented jokes

- Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

- I did!

- Well, here's the elastic band.

- Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt.

- Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!

The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.

What happened when Dumbo went to a mind reader?
→ They gave him his money back.

- I hate paying my income tax.

- You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?

- I'd like to but they insist on money

- Dad, would you like to save some money?

- I certainly would, son.

- Any suggestions?

- Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.

Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money.

- I'm not paying - said the duck.

- I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it.

- I've spent my last buck - said the deer.

- Then the duck'll have to pay - said the skunk.

- Getting here cost me my last scent.

How can you double your money?
→ By folding it in half.

What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
→ There was money in the kitty.

Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.

- You should give that money to charity - said the sales girl.

Fred thought for a moment and said:

- No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity.