Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question:
- Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?
His Father wrote back:
- Of course it is. Why do you ask?
Martin answered:
- Because it's been so long since I've seen one!
One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees.
- What are you doing? - she asked.
- I'm looking for my dollar bill - Max replied.
- I lost it down the road.
- Why don't you look for it there?
- Because the light's better here!
- I can't find my dollar bill - Jane sobbed.
- Don't worry - her Counselor said.
- A dollar doesn't go very far today.
- Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer.
- Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.
- Five dollars for one question! - said the girl to the fortune-teller.
- That's very expensive, isn't it?
- Next!
My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was.
Why did your sister feed money to her cow?
→ Because she wanted to get rich milk.
A little monster was learning to play the violin:
- I'm good, aren't I? - he asked his big brother.
- You should be on the radio - said his brother.
- You think I'm that good?
- No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off!
If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have?
→ Someone else's coat.
Ted said to his friend:
- can you lend me $10?
- But I only have $8 - his friend replied.
That's OK, you can always owe me the other $2!
