Most commented jokes

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ So who wants to know? Why do you want to know? Are you a cop?

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None - they'd rather sit in the dark.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Lightbulb?
What lightbulb?

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Huh? The light's out?

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None: only the inner light matters.

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts, make that two. Is that okay with you?