Most commented jokes

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that brand was chosen in the first place, ten to decide to remodel the house as long as they're changing the bulb

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ One, but just try to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs.
They're too busy changing them for everyone else.