Most commented jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs --- unless they're a legitimate business expense.

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

- Boy: Do you have fever?

- Girl: No, why?

- Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."

What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?
→ Stupid!

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.