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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.