Most commented jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?
→ Half a measure.

What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
→ You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?
→ Music Minus One.

How do you fix a broken tuba?
→ With a "tuba glue."

- Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?

- Friend: I hope so.

What is the range of a tuba?
→ Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?
→ The doorbell shrieks!

What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
→ Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?
→ King Kong is more sensitive.

What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?
→ Their personality.