Most commented jokes

What do you call a fight between film actors?
→ Star wars!

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?
→ Gnus - readers!

What is an Actor?
→ A man who tries to be everything but himself

What kind of star wears sunglasses?
→ A movie star.

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?
→ Because she always makes up.

How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

- Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?

- Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV.

- Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day.

- Harry: Why do you say he's conceited?

- Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.

Why do actors like snooker halls?
→ Because that's where they get their best cues.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?
→ Because it's all play.