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Thick Glasses Map
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.