Most commented jokes

Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
→ It opens on impact.

Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?

Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?
→ The inventor died and took the recipe with him.

A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd.

He answered:

- I'd take up a collection!

What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?
→ We B Toyz N' Shit

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?
→ Because the rice falls through the grill

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
→ Oil of Ole'

Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar. "See those guys over there?" Chanowski says. "I'm going over there and ask them what they think of Polaks." Chanowki walks up to the two guys sitting at the other end of the bar and asks them what they think of Polaks. One of the men gives Chanowski the finger. The middle finger. Chanowski then walks back to his drinking buddy. "Well, what do they think of Polaks?" he asks. "We're still number one," replies Chanowski.

What do the Chinese call a 69????
→ Two can chew!!

The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor "Big Chief no fart." The doctor tells her to give him three pills a day. The girl comes back the next day and tells the doctor, "Big Chief no fart." The doctor then gets really worried and tells her to give him ten pills an hour. The girl comes back the next day and says, "Big Chief no fart." After hearing this the doctor gets so pissed off that he tells her to give him a jar an hour. The next day the girl comes back crying and says "Big fart no Chief!"