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What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
→ An Iraqi.

The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.

- Why so glum, Chum? - asked the kindly stranger.

- If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?

Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
→ So they can see the old Polish Navy!

What do Arabs do on saturday night?
→ They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.

It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Shaun brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Paddy to look at it:

- Well, Paddy, What do you think?

- Sorry, Shaun, this tree won't do. Let's try another one.

They come upon another nice tree, Shaun brushes it off, and they both look at it:

- How about this one, Paddy?

- Not quite, Shaun. Let's keep looking.

This goes on until nightfall. Both Paddy and Shaun are cold, tired, and hungry:

- Well, Paddy, what do we do now?

- Shaun, I think we should take home the next tree we find, whether it has lights on it or not...

Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
→ Because they can't refuse anything with 10% off.

English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at flight level three five zero, feel free to move about the cabin, also the First Officer has turned off the no smoking sign, the flight attendants will be serving cocktails and refreshments momentarily, so just sit back and enjoy the rest of the flight, we'll be arriving at our destination in 20 minutes, and I expect no delays. Enjoy the rest of your flight.

Ebonics: Ebonia Airlines Dis be yo' main man, we be chillin at tray-five -o, if you be flexin get up off yo ass and shake that thang, my homey be killin the man's opression if you wanna smoke chronic, just hang loose blood, them bitches be cruizin on up with some forty-ounce 8-ball, so stop trippin and sit your ass back down, we be in the hood in no time afterall, i be bumpin switches all da' way. Peace out!

What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?
→ 100 way to wok your dog.

Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to Sol (who is very religious):

- So nu, tell me Sol, my boy, what do you do?

- I study the Torah - he replies.

- But Sol, you are going to marry my daughter, how are you going to feed and house her?

- No problem - says Sol - I study Torah and it says God will provide.

- But you will have children, how will you educate them? - asks Mr. Schwartz.

- No problem - says Sol - I study Torah and it says God will provide.

Mr. Shwartz goes home and Mrs. Shwartz, his wife, anxiously asks what Sol is like:

- Well - says Mr. Shwartz - he's a lovely boy, I only just met him and he already thinks I'm God.

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
→ "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."