Christmas Tree Hunt

It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Shaun brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Paddy to look at it:

- Well, Paddy, What do you think?

- Sorry, Shaun, this tree won't do. Let's try another one.

They come upon another nice tree, Shaun brushes it off, and they both look at it:

- How about this one, Paddy?

- Not quite, Shaun. Let's keep looking.

This goes on until nightfall. Both Paddy and Shaun are cold, tired, and hungry:

- Well, Paddy, what do we do now?

- Shaun, I think we should take home the next tree we find, whether it has lights on it or not...