Most commented jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
→ Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

- Doctor: Your recovery was a miracle!

- Patient: PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
→ A roamin' Catholic!

Why did God create man before woman?
→ He didn't want any advice.

When was the longest day in the Bible?
→ The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.

Why didn't Noah go fishing?
→ He only had two worms!

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?
→ The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark.

He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy about the broom and he told her where it was.

She then asked him to please go get it. The little boy informed his mom that he was afraid of the dark and didn't want to go out to get the broom.

His mother smiled and said:

- The Lord is out there too, don't be afraid.

The little boy opened the back door a little and said:

- Lord if you're out there, hand me the broom.

A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.

The man's tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began to read. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked:

- Say Father, what causes arthritis?

The priest replies:

- My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol and comtempt for your fellow man.

- Well I'll be darned - the drunk muttered, returning to his newspaper.

The priest thinking about what he said, nudged the drunk and apologised:

- I'm sorry to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?

- I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.

Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says:

- Mike, you wait here, I'm going to run in for confession, it's been a long time.

Pat enters the confessional and says:

- Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman.

The priest asks:

- was it Mrs Murphy?

- no, Father - was the reply.

- Was it Mrs O'Boyle?

Again the reply was:

- No, Father.

- Was it Mrs. O'Grady?

Pat said:

- Father, I'll not be teling you the lady's name!

So the priest told him to say two Hail Mary's for each time he had sinned with the woman.

Back on the street, Mike said:

- Well, how did you do?

Pat said:

- Just fine, I kept me mouth shut and got 3 new prospects!