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There's this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health.

Feeling better, the man asks the missionary for directions to the nearest town. On his way out the backdoor, he sees this horse. He goes back into the house and asks the missionary:

- Could I borrow your horse and give it back when I reach the town?

The missionary says:

- Sure but there is a special thing about this horse. You have to say 'Thank God' to make it go and 'Amen' to make it stop.

Not paying much attetion, the man says:

- Sure, ok.

So he gets on the horse and says:

- Thank God and the horse starts walking.

Then he says:

- Thank God, thank God, and the horse starts trotting.

Feeling really brave, the man says:

- Thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God and the horse just takes off.

Pretty soon he sees this cliff coming up and he's doing everything he can to make the horse stop.

- Whoa, stop, hold on!!!!

Finally he remembers:

- Amen!!

The horse stops 4 inches from the cliff. Then the man leans back in the saddle and says:

- Thank God.

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said:

- Stop! Don't do it!

- Why shouldn't I?

I said:

- Well, there's so much to live for!

- Like what?

- Well ... are you religious or atheist?

- Religious.

- Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?

- Christian.

- Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?

- Protestant.

- Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?

- Baptist.

- Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?

- Baptist Church of God.

- Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?

- Reformed Baptist Church of God.

- Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?

- Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!

To which I said:

- Die, heretic scum! and pushed him off.

A minister told his congregation:

- Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.
Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said:

- Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.

Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world.

- I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married - said one clergyman self-righteously.

- Did you?

- I don't know - said the other.

- What was her maiden name?

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
→ When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
→ Because in Job 16:12 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
→ The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
→ Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?
→ Turn right and go straight.

What do they call pastors in Germany?
→ German Shepherds.