A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.
- I'm in love with my horse - he said.
- But that's nothing - replied the shrink:
- A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much.
- Ah, but doctor - the patient replied:
- It's a sexual attraction that I feel toward my horse.
- Ahhh! - exclaimed the doc:
- What kind of a horse is it? Male or female?
- Female, of course - said the bloke:
- What do you think I am, a faggot!
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed to a ferry and asked:
- Elton, what's that?
- That's a ferry-boat, George my love - answered Elton.
- Oooh! - Squealed George:
- I knew there was a lot of us, but I didn't know we had our own navy!
What's the difference between a whale and a dyke?
→ Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
→ A gay time....
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami.
- Would you like it sliced, sir? - the shopkeeper asked politely.
- What do you think I am? - replied the fag:
- ...a money box!
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
→ Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. One fag turned to the other and said:
- See that stud there, Bruce?
- Sure.
- Well, let me tell you, he's a tremendous fuck!
- No shit? - Bruce asked.
- Well, hardly any.
What's a famous saying at a gay bar?
→ May I push in your stool.
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
→ His dick tastes like shit.
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
→ A fruit stand.
