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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?
→ Coloured eggrolls!

- Girl: How much is a soft drink?

- Waitress: Fifty cents.

- Girl: How much is refill?

- Waitress: The first is free.

- Girl: Well then, I'll have a refill.

Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger?
→ No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken!

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant.

- I want two hamburgers - he said.

- One with onions, and one without.

The counter man:

- Okay. Which one's without the onions?

- Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day.

- Patron 2: I don't tip, either.

- Can I have some two-handed cheese, please? - a man in a restaurant asked the waiter.

- What do you mean, 'two-handed cheese'? - asked the waiter.

- You know, the kind you eat with one hand and hold your nose with the other.

At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?

- Customer: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world.

- Friend: I know - I ordered a small steak and got a calf.

Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter:

- Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?

- Gosh! - exclaimed Jane.

- Are we getting a dog?