The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him.
- Hey, man - he said.
- where's the toilet?
- Go down the hall and turn left - replied the headwaiter.
- When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and go right on in.
Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order.
- I'll have a hamburger please.
- Burger! - she yelled over her shoulder. Then woman added:
- Make that well done.
Waitres turned away again.
- Torture it! - she yelled.
- Is your food spicy Sir?
- No, smoke always comes out of my ears!
- What's the matter with your dinner?
- Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten!
A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said:
- You know, it's been over five years since I first came in here.
- You'll have to wait your turn, sir - replied the harried and now irritated waiter.
- I can only serve one table at a time.
Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn't make up their minds about what they wanted to eat.
Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said:
- Just bring them bread and water.
One of the little boys looked up and quavered:
- Can I have ketchup on it?
- Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder!
- I don't know - friendly thing isn't he!
At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?
→ Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!
Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad.
Came the reply:
- I don't lay egg sir I just lay table!
- Hello? Fred's Restaurant.
- Hello! I'd like to know, do you serve crabs?
- We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!
