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On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said:

- I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!

- That's right! - shouted the little boy.

Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said:

- I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!

- That's right! - shouted the little girl.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, little johnny. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.

- Is it wine? - she asked.

- No - little johnny answered.

The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.

- Is it champagne? - she asked.

- No - he answered.

Finally, the teacher said:

- I give up. What is it?

Little johnny replied:

- A puppy!

There was a gay lad from Kartoume
Took a lesbian up to his room
Well, they argued all night
as to who had the right
To do what, with which and to whom

There were three girls in a bar. One girl says...

- I can get a whole hand up my cunt!

Then the second girl says:

- well, I can get a whole foot up mine!

Finally, the other girl says:

- I don't mean to brag, but could you help me off this stool!

How do you babysit black kids?
→ Wet their lips and stick them to the wall!

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
→ Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you get him down?
→ Blind fold two mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

How did Black eye peas get their name?
→ They were fighting over the Chick peas!

Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya comeback to complain she says - "For $10 what do ya expect, lobster?"

Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!

Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached by a man who flashed at them, two of them had a stroke - the third wasn't quick enough..