Little Johnny's Gift

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said:

- I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!

- That's right! - shouted the little boy.

Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said:

- I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!

- That's right! - shouted the little girl.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, little johnny. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.

- Is it wine? - she asked.

- No - little johnny answered.

The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.

- Is it champagne? - she asked.

- No - he answered.

Finally, the teacher said:

- I give up. What is it?

Little johnny replied:

- A puppy!