Women Jokes — most commented jokes

Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight,' said Julie.
'It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.'

- Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.

- Will: Pity it's not on her head.

She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time.

"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!" said Miss Conceited.
"Then he's right," said her little brother. "Sophia Loren?"
"No-spaghetti!"

What is yellow and goes click-click?
→ A ball-point banana.

- Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older?

- Wizard: With luck, yes.

Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness?
→ She finished it in two.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
→ The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.

- I've just come back from the beauty parlour.

- Pity it was closed!

A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star.

"Nothing," replied the assistant.
"Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?"
"Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?" replied the assistant.