Women Jokes — most commented jokes

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?
→ She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"

- Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now.

- Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.

- Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you?

- Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.

- Police Officer: Why were you speeding?

- Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?
→ Tired.

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.

"What's going on?" she yells out the window.

"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.

Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.

Within five minutes, however, it stops again.

The woman sees the same conductor walk again.

She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"

"Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "There's a tree coming straight for us!"

A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road.

As they passed each other, the woman leaned out the window and yelled, "Pig!"

The man immediately leaned out his window and replied, "Moron!"

They continue on their way and as the man rounded the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.

Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.

As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.

Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"