Travel Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire?
→ A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?
→ One trains the mind, the other minds the train.

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
→ A road hag.

Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains?
→ He had to keep track of everything!

- Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.

- Ghost: Why don't you take a train.

- Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
→ They only run a skeleton service.

Where do ghost trains stop?
→ At devil crossings.

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?
→ A witch in a high speed train.

What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers?
→ Oh good! A chew chew train!

What's black and white and red all over?
→ A nun in a car accident.