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An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere $150, the skull of Saint Patrick.

Included in the price was a certificate of the skull's authenticity, signed by Saint Patrick himself.

Ten years later the tourist returned to Ireland and asked the antique shop owner if he had any more bargains. "I've got the very thing for you," said the Irishman.
"It's the genuine skull of Saint Patrick".
"You swindler!" shouted the American. "You sold me that ten years ago," and, producing the skull, added, "Look, they're not even the same size!"

"You have it all wrong," said the Irishman. "This is the skull of Saint Patrick when he was a lad."

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

- Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

- Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

- Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

- Driver: I love to travel.

- Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town?

- Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.

- Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them?

- Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.

- Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street?

- Resident: No, it's 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.

A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the police officer.
"I'm walking to Seattle," said the hiker, "and I don't want to lose my way."

The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feeling well.
"Would you care for some more supper, ma'am?" asked the steward.
"No, thanks," replied the wretched passenger. "Just throw it overboard to save me the trouble."

On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says, "I hope this spaceship doesn't travel faster than sound."
"Why?" replies the cabin steward.
"Because my friend and I want to talk, that's why."