Travel Jokes — most commented jokes

What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?
→ A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?
→ Because the captain stood on the deck.

What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
→ A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

Why is a blonde like Australia?
→ They're both down under, and no one cares.

Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
→ It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained.

"Senor, these are the cojones," the waiter replied.

"The what, you say?" exclaimed the tourist.

"They are the testicles of the bull killed in the ring today," explained the waiter.

The tourist gulped but tasted the dish anyway, and found it delicious.
Returning the following evening, he asked for the same dish. After he finished the meal, the tourist commented to the waiter: "Today's cojones are much saltier and smaller than the ones I had yesterday."

"True, senor," agreed the waiter. "You see the bull, he does not always lose."

What was the dentist doing in Panama?
→ Looking for the Root Canal

If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?
→ Dead.

If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him?
→ Dead.

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?
→ The Dead Sea.