Science — most commented jokes

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?
→ To study economics.

Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar.
Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.

If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?
→ There is no smoke from an electric train!

- Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing?

- Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?
→ Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

- Brother: Which is farther away - NY City or the moon?

- Sister: NY City. Why do you ask?

- Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can't see NY City.

Do robots have sisters?
→ No, just transistors!

Did the bionic monster have a brother?
→ No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

The big bang by Dina Mite

The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn