School — most commented jokes

What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?
→ Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!

In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'?
→ A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.

How far do burgers go in school?
→ Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

- Teacher: What's this a picture of?

- Class: Don't know, Miss.

- Teacher: It's a kangaroo.

- Class: What's a kangaroo, miss?

- Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia.

- Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them

'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.
'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy.
'How interesting. What's his favourite trick?'
'He saws people in half.'
'Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?'
'One half brother and two half sisters.'

School Meals by R. E. Volting

The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?
→ "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"

How do you recognize a blonde in school?
→ They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
→ She turned it over and used the other side.