School — most commented jokes

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?
→ The Apey-cees!

- Student 1: Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?

- Student 2: They are?

- Student 1: Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!

What do young ghosts write their homework in?
→ Exorcise books.

What are pupils at ghost schools called?
→ Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
→ Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?
→ Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

- Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of?

- Pupil: A pear.

- Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today.

- Cook: There is.

- Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie.

- Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.

Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.

"And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy.

"Butter."

"I hope your first name's not Roland," smirked the secretary.

"No, ma'am. It's Brendan."