School — most commented jokes

- When did Caesar reign?

- I didn't know he reigned.

- Of course he did, didn't they hail him?

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?
→ The second one!

Why does history keep repeating itself?
→ Because we weren't listening the first time!

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
→ On their feet!

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
→ He wanted Mark Antony!

What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
→ Speaking Latin!

- Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer.

- Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.

What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?
→ Sir!

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?
→ They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Why did the Gorilla fail English?
→ He had little Ape-titude!