Relationships — most commented jokes

What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness?
→ You're in the wrong house.

How does a man keep his youth?
→ By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Why do men like love at first sight?
→ It saves them a lot of time.

Why do men like smart women?
→ Opposites attract.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
→ Telling you his real name.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
→ A power failure.

How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
→ We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

Men are like mini skirts.

If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like curling irons.

They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like high heels.

They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.