Relationships — most commented jokes

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
→ "I love you with all my art!"

My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can't find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?
→ Too-wet-to-woo.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?
→ Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What did one amorous flea say to the other?
→ I love you aw-flea.

What do you call an amorous insect?
→ The love bug.

- Freda: Boys whisper they love me.

- Fred: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?

What's a cow's favourite love song?
→ When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. He immediately began paying her court and flattering her. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when, after 30 minutes, he seriously proposed marriage.
"Look," she reacted.
"We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other." "You're wrong," the young man replied. "For the past 5 years I've been working in the bank where your father has his account."

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.
He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle."
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
"I don't like her."