Elephant's Love
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
→ "I love you a ton!"
Random joke from this category
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
→ "I love you a ton!"
What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?
→ A stupid Cupid!
What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?
→ He left lip prints on the mirror!
What did one bell say to the other?
→ "Be my valenchime!"
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?
→ Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?
→ He was totally bow-gus!
What is the most romantic city in England?
→ Loverpool!
What do you call two birds in love?
→ Tweethearts!
- Do you love me more than you love sleep?
- I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
→ He gives it a valenshine!